The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake

Was coming to say this… This is considered cooked?

Even the toast is underdone

Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?

You mean he’s fucked coaches AND couches?

That’s a new one to me.

Last I checked in with English, “to run through” or “ran through” when used in reference to a human or living thing means to butcher them with a sword or polearm while travelling quickly on foot or horse.

What about that says love?

Huh, I didnt realize that was an actual product and not just a mistake.

What product are you even talking about? Bitwarden has had syncing for years, if not from day 1

You got that backwards. Its open office that hasnt been updated in years.

Dance your cares away, worries for another day!

Let the music play, Down in Quake 3!

Frag, Frag, Gottem! Frag Frag Frag, Gottem! 🎵

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahha…

deep breath

Hahahhahahahhahahhahahhaha…

Fuck off you twat. Your chatbots are stupid.

Ill take the train.

Another datapoint for fingerprinting.

Its step one of falling in line like a good little fascist puppet.

No they wont, because this is open source and fuck corporate tracking and identification.

The REVERT was rejected by the systemd maintainer. The PR was accepted.

Login with your mom 🤣

Fair.

Guillotines and a lineup of billionaires in straight jackets

Holy illegible text.