You might be on to something

Did you not read the post? I am not fucking Jewel Beetles. I am fucking beer bottles. Get your facts right.

I love being a Jewel Beetle. Have you seen them? They’re dazzling.

Yeah I stopped reading it when it became more smut than story, too

Not chlorophyll, but retinol. Purple solar powered humanoids.

So that’s why I like cooking! Always wondered about that.

Academia is a Junji Ito reference

Dresden Files? More like Dresden Fucks, amirite hehehe

HELA remembers

Just using some tiny mammoth population on an isolated island in Siberia to state “MAMMOTHS WERE STILL ROAMING THE EARTH WHEN BLAH BLAH BLAH” is somewhat disingenuous.

Several, yes. Egypt, Uruk, Indus, etc

I get a metric fuckton of them during the rainy season. Swarms of dragonflies. Needless to say, I do not have a mosquito problem.

Protomolecule zombies

Just sing the Tom Lehrer Elements song

don’t they glide for ridiculous lengths of time tho?

Jevon’s principle would save your ass

Boobs evolved to mimic ass. Pixar can’t do boobs, hence they devolved back to ass.

What really are gravitational waves? Are they like electromagnetic waves? Do they cause orbital decay? I have so many questions.

What’s stopping the government from buying boeing for pennies once it’s bankrupt?

Funny how that works, innit?