we didn’t hear the part about how that teacher lost the farm due to an elaborate revenge plot where they gave the husband colon cancer and seduced the son

I’m seeing a recurring theme

Berenstain Bears

If not delicious then why delicious shaped?

Jodo Vonce

Wah

If an American plane crashes in the woods and no one survives to clap does it make a sound?

Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,

What do you get when they push it through?

A fractured nation, torn apart,

A heavy, heavy, broken heart.

Ah, the fractal essence of the human form reappears

Obvious shitpost that brought a bit of light and humor to my otherwise mentally ill morning. As the Swifties say: I’m the problem it’s me!

a little operant conditioning when we’re short on time and long on baseball bats

No, I’m Spartacus

Don’t blob open inside

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

A perfectly cromulent name.

Your honor I object that he interrupted me while watching Ow My Balls!

Go away. Baitin!!

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This sounds like an Onion article headline