Semi-Hemi-Demigod

I remember when iTunes was called SoundJam MP and that was much nicer than iTunes. I still miss its eclipse visualizer.

I’m less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they’ll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

Hopefully this works out better than the time they made iTunes for Windows

I don’t have any resources but my Volvo has a long, low hood and a heavily padded engine cover

We can’t have pop-up headlights because of pedestrian safety, but you can buy a 5,000 pound vehicle that does 0-60 in three seconds and has a hood level with most people’s heads because that’s totally safe for pedestrians.

Except we primary him and we either lose and get blamed for when he loses, or watch our progressive challenger lose because the rest of the country hates him.

America isn’t nearly as progressive as us Internet weirdos think it is.

I hate Biden and hate that I have to vote for him. Future generations are definitely going to hate us.

You know what, being a dev myself that’s something I’ll try as a hobby project. We’ll see how it work out.

That’s what heroes do

It’s from Alton Brown’s cookbook “I’m Just Here for More Food.” He’s got a similar recipe online which I find highly irresponsible.

Also, do not ever try to experiment with it and make a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. Yes, it’s the perfect appetizer for a garden party but my god you will not be able to stop.

You make a good point

I would definitely not recommend doing what I did, which is learning how to make literally the best cheesecake everyone who’s tried it has ever eaten.

I make sure not to have the ingredients in the house or I’d probably eat one a week.

It’s a real problem.

Managers realized that the nerds’ autism could be exploited for profit

I could see it being useful if it was an accessory to your phone. Not having to dig my phone out of my pocket to take a picture of something to look it up, or having a push-to-talk badge or pendant would make it more convenient, especially for folks like me who don’t wear watches. And with Bluetooth it would have decent battery life.

But the damn thing can’t even set a timer.

Joe Rogan isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement of DMT

Yeah, you tend to learn from those sort of mistakes

Apple has a ton of engineering experience with hinges from their laptop days, and even the old lampshade-style iMac.

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There’s a new theory that the ramps were actually internal. I like it because it means they don’t need to bring a lot of extra material and manpower to the site just for the ramps since they’re built into the structure of the same material.

I was a teenager who wanted to be a 1337 haxxor so I found out what warez were, and then wanted to play a bunch of games for free.