bro hasn’t updated his dependencies since the 16th century. You’re cooked, I bet you haven’t even read the man page for Ruy Lopez.
EDIT: People these days are trying to get the 960 branch to be seen as legit, but struggling.
Conservatives/Shills I made delete their accounts in shame by beating them in arguments : 2
Past winners :
@Acoltc@lemm.ee
@MasterPain@lemmy.world
Honorable mentions:
bro hasn’t updated his dependencies since the 16th century. You’re cooked, I bet you haven’t even read the man page for Ruy Lopez.
EDIT: People these days are trying to get the 960 branch to be seen as legit, but struggling.


I don’t think so. It’s unlikely, but not implausible. I don’t think ICE have a list of “don’t arrest” people, and not everyone knows what every CEO looks like. They might run into him randomly and just act on it.
I don’t think Satya Nadal is going out in public like regular people, but it could still happen.


I’m sure if Satya Nadal were to become a target of ICE he’d have a comment.


She consented to something but didn’t consider/understand what that something implies.
so… she’s stupid?
it’s called opportunism :
Source : I win quite a lot on claw machines, rigged or not.
So how does this work? Do I also get the image on the calendar as nft?
this is them using their NFT


everything else is wrong though
have you fucked on the floor? It’s uncomfortable…
🤔 Although when I did it it was on a non-carpeted floor with a towel down, does a rug help?


but big ben isn’t the name of the clock, it’s the name of the bell.
maybe these are new parents that were pressured into being cool and staying the same despite having a baby
And the baby is on the floor because…?
can confirm Debian does not threaten you
Source : fat fingers
One of the reasons I switched was just being sick of dealing with Windows issues, the time spent troubleshooting, having to constantly tinker.
how’s Fisher price walled garden doing?
Edit: it sounded like they switched to Mac, that’s what the insult was.


planet earth was a perfect utopia until… the asteroid hit

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
I failed so you could succeed
It looks like they put condoms on the end of condiment bottles
To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
Hey some do have internet connectivity.
I assume the excitement is for git forks rather than process forking