I see a turtle.

In game dev, a binary file conflict means someone is going to have to do their work a second time.

The Amish/Mennonites are so close to Islam that if they didn’t reject other religions so hard they would be best friends.

It was truly glorious, for BF3 and BF4 I helped run a server and we had that thing full with 64 people from 5pm to 3 am everyday.

This is definitely written by an ai, and it’s pure laziness when people don’t fix the styling, which makes it so obvious.

I ate the whole fucking thing, I didn’t realize until the last sentence. It’s not that this is out of the scope of reality, it is just this dementia patient had not come up with that idea.

I have made worse, I used to do a cascading merge everyday to move stuff from dev branches to staging to production. Then I did a merge in the opposite direction for a small selection of branches so they could get their updates from staging. Feature branches were rebased as needed.

Undocumented feature flag in a plug-in, that changes the behavior drastically when in any deployment mode.

You seem a little out of touch with reality, you should go outside and see what the grass is like.

I was in a long term relationship with someone with a drinking problem. When a drunk person says something to you they fucking mean it. Their filter is weaker and, as I label it “they have the courage to say something that they were afraid to say sober.” When you figure this out everything is easier to understand.

The guy at work who managed git before me, well didn’t quite have the knowledge I do and was not using LFS. In one of the main repos a 200mb binary was pushed 80+ times. This is not the only file that this happened to. Even if you do a shallow clone, you still need to add the commit depth eventually. It’s a nightmare.

How does it go when you remove them from a fully pressurized tire? I have only ever removed cores when the tire was empty or had a low amount of pressure.

I have the new version of the original. They sell them a lot of places, like GameStop. They also make new ones with color displays and I think they connect to a phone app too.

I don’t remember his music ever being cool or edgy. It was like drinking lacroix when soda is available.

That is kind of funny, sure it parses human speech but when you use the method for communicating letters and numbers very clearly, it breaks.