Mamdani is the next Obama. He’s savvy, smart and says all the right things. If he hasn’t yet been coopted by the corporatists, he soon will be. I’m just saying manage your expectations.

Would fucking over Mamdani make Jon Stewart feel more filthy than pinning a medal on a Nazi? Or how about giving a tongue bath to two war criminals (Hillary and Condoleezza)? Jon Stewart isn’t the hero we thought he was.

I have always said that the horizontal cuts were useless, I’m glad the math backs me up.

Signed, Tyler Durden.

Yeah, thanks for the heads up Captain Obvious, now fuck off, sheepherder.