SouthFresh

Baby Shark

Musk: “We’ve spared no expense!”

Critics: “So, LiDAR?”

Musk: “We’ve spared some expense!”

I appreciate the positive outlook for the possibility of things, but I live in a world where Microsoft has already violated customer trust and privacy, so I’ll stick with what evidence supports. Evidence supports that this is not about customers, and is instead a new way for them to get additional data.

The risks of this being done incorrectly, at all, are much more worrisome than any speculative fiction I might want to entertain about them.

This isn’t an unreasonable suggestion, but I’m not seeing accessibility mentioned anywhere on the Recall site. For those with sight issues, I’m unclear on how the process would be with the necessary screen-reader that MS is silent on compatibility with. Sure, text to voice is a thing, but that would only be useful at home unless you really want to have a computer read out loud everything it’s got in Recall.

The tech is useful.

To Microsoft, sure. But what about the users? Which problem or problems were being solved?

We’re going to need a new word for when all this data on your poo leaks.

But only an apple they’d picked themselves or received from a trusted supplier with legible labeling, since it otherwise might be a potato.

So now we just need a MAC filter with a wild card at the firewall?

No more LG products in this house.

Elon Musk is a Nazi toddler.

Wordpress is the Excel of CMSs. It can do just about anything, but at this point it barely manages content well.

Old Testament is too easy for them to ignore

This is a hint at why he wanted involvement in PayPal and wants X to be a financial service. You can’t take away money from a system he controls.

I like each time for extra awkwardness

Assert dominance by eating as per normal and when you encounter a tail, spit it at the chef.

I hope they play Yakety Sax while sliding down that.

Whoops, I certainly missed that. Thank you!

ICQ

You sure about that part? I thought they shut down. I guess they might have some user-based servers?

Bye Nazi-toddler, don’t let our tolerance and diversity hit your ketamine addicted ass on its way out, you piece of human garbage.

I’m in a couple. They’re not behaving as you’ve described, but I’m in an iPhone 11, so there’s that.

So they can reply to this:

Get the fuck out.