Poondant

“And my farts smell delicious!”

You’re not wrong, but an arbitrary maximum video length is the least of my problems with a Dorsey product

That would be based on the server’s policies, same as Lemmy or Mastodon.

I’d trust a federated environment a billion times more than anything Jack Dorsey is doing

Vine, but federated!

https://joinloops.org/

Loops ftw

Well, that takes Microsoft out of the equation.

“The calls are coming from inside the house!”

Isn’t this Firebase?

Decentralization’s a good start.

Why leave Lemmy for Lemmy-Junior?

When people tell you how they are, believe them.

It was my understanding they enjoy playing with balls.

I want it to taste like strawberry and banana

Slouching intensifies

If it’s Ranch, I’m out.

I can get behind this agenda

“… up to 30% of our code is AI generated…”

Translation: Trump just found out that the following countries exist, and aren’t populated by white people: Afghanistan; Myanmar, Chad; Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen, Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela.