It was my understanding they enjoy playing with balls.

I want it to taste like strawberry and banana

Slouching intensifies

If it’s Ranch, I’m out.

I can get behind this agenda

“… up to 30% of our code is AI generated…”

Translation: Trump just found out that the following countries exist, and aren’t populated by white people: Afghanistan; Myanmar, Chad; Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen, Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela.

Let me consider this. I’ve considered this, go fuck yourself.

The Sunk Cost fallacy is strong

You know what, I apologize, I misremembered the YouTuber in question. Editing my original comment to reflect my incorrectness.

Sam O’Nella was caught up in H Bomber Guy’s plagiarism tea spill

I misremembered, please accept my apology for being incorrect.

Yeah, like back in the garage.

I’m only posting this because as a child I got into an argument about its spelling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherbet_(frozen_dessert)

Read: “I’m open to being bribed.”

Did Fraudcom hire Prenda Law or something?

Add as many as you want, I’m still not going back.

Property Police

A virus that changes Windows’ sticky keys to only requiring two taps of the shift key.