“Definitely unrelated … here let’s pull the trigger together.”

- 74 million voters

Considering the direction global politics is taking, setting the planet on fire would be an act of mercy at this point.

Just because we always have doesn’t mean we always will.

We’re managing our planet like a chronic drunk driver who’s somehow never had a collision. “It’s fine, I do this all the time!”

All it takes is on ‘not fine’ and the story’s over.

I just hope whatever emerges from the ashes evolves to be a species that’s less of a dickhead than humans. …assuming anything emerges from the ashes; that isn’t a guarantee either.

Engineering points for opposing teeth orientation - forward grip on the back wheel for accelerating, backwards on the front wheel for breaking. I like it.

So I fucking hate that this is where my brain went, but my kneejerk reaction to this was: “If I do this, could it be used as evidence to charge my wife with the death of a nonexistent fetus?”

I live in the cousin-fuckingly-deep south where women are incubators and a long list of stereotypes. I could definitely see it argued in court - successfully - that an app like that was only used on my phone to try to conceal my wife’s data, and the data points to one of the ways we’ve criminalized pregnancy.

…and that’s thinking about what could happen here and now. Once Trump has had his way with our country, we’d probably just get deported to one of daddy Putin’s gulags or some shit.

I really fucking hate it here.

Bold to assume there will be another cycle.

It’s the only place.

And yes.

I think previous poster is being critical of the moral high grounders that just sold the planet out, not actually supporting that shit.

SpongeBob “We did it, Patrick!” meme energy.

Looking at their comment history, they don’t appear to be a dipshit.

Fuck it. Sign me up.

For real though, what does the rescue float in the meme represent irl?

Cuz I sure as fuck won’t be praying, but I’m not really seeing any options other than watching in horror as our country burns down around us.

We can’t even point to the electoral college fucking us over this time - an actual majority of voters decided they want to experience 1930s Germany live and in color.

We’re not going to fix a political system when the majority of actual voters are evil to the core.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y2R01k4SXI

Quote appears to be from this article, citing a poll.

I can’t find the actual poll though.

…oh god no - the fire putting us all out of our misery is my last hope at this point. This is one of the worst messages I’ve ever seen.

Dude, the average Republican would let Trump shit in their mouth if it meant a Democrat had to smell it, then brag about it on social media and show off the half-digested chunk of corn now stuck in their teeth like a badge of honor.

Don’t get me wrong, they’re just as fucked as the rest of us, but they’re going to love every second of it so long as it hurts the out-groups.

Treeson!

Portal if you want to pass the controller, Portal 2 if you want multiplayer. Both great options for what you’re describing.

Look at Tim’s face… he’s so fucking happy about making something good happen for that community!

Yeah, on one hand there’s eating The Onion; on the other, there’s The Onion accidentally growing an apple… the latter has been happening a lot lately.

In a work environment, best response is to ask things like “why?” “What do you mean?” Etc and let them either dig a hole that you can bring to HR; or come to the realization that their derogatory mindset actually feels really dirty when they spell it out, and drop it on their own.