Hmmm so it may have been a compliment

Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

Wow I never knew no nuts like I know nuts now!

Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.

Square child per bullet then?

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Ha, relatable!

Captain destroy the planet

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

And 50% of them are stupider than that

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Don’t make me bring back Gates Mcfadden. I will turn this star ship around!

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

They knew

This is the only answer that makes sense.