i want to live in a world where all insects ended up fluffy and cute like these moths and bumblebees are.

but also evolution can be fucking horrifying: barnacles are crustaceans, slice them in half and you see a twisted gross crablike thing inside the shell.

as if the technology is what makes livestream services difficult anyways lmao
it’s just expensive as shit because it involves a lot of data

this pie crust is oddly hard and crystalline, weird tall shape too

i mean looking at how all animals behave, in the absence of anything resembling their natural habitat they’d probably hear a fan running and feel it’s close enough to running water.

really all it should take is just the word “seahorse”, most people have at some point heard about how the males carry the children there. Can’t really dismiss that.

i like how yahtzee used “[youtube]” cut over in a deadpan voice when he was still with the escapist, make it obvious that you’re having to censor yourself and call out the platform for forcing it.

“It was described in 2021 by Antoine Fouquet”
oh man my mind immediately turned that into a scene from Keeping Up Appearances…

“Hello mr. Fucket!”
cringes “It’s Fouquet dear…”

Same, though i don’t even consider them imperfections since that implies it’s in any way negative.

It’s more like how a perfectly uniform naan bread is just boring and kind of unappealing, you want the bubbles and charring for flavour and visual appeal.

it’s baffling because personally i could rant about how pretty most women are for hours on end, and if desired i can extend that to a lot of guys as well and i’m not even that into dudes.

i feel this about most famous women who are said to be soooo attractive, like yeah sure angelina jolie isn’t ugly but come on how is she more attractive than a normal person? Same goes for bodybuilder guys, it’s so patently fake and harmful to their bodies!

at least the male hollywood standard can be somewhat sensible, george clooney looks like a real human person even if he’s the equivalent of a freshly groomed schnauzer.

but really, the most attractive people i’ve seen are just normal people on the street, and that’s without counting the fact that you can actually feasibly get into a relationship with them and they might actually be pleasant to be around.

it’s like how yahtzee will continously corrupt the name of whatever he’s talking about in fullyramblomatic videos: balatro, baloney, balalaika, bolschevism, botulism

i have distinct memories of one of my early teachers having read a book to the class about a kid who peed themselves because they weren’t allowed to go to the bathroom, and from that day on we always had that one comfort in her classes: you’re always free to go to the bathroom, no need to ask (just inform that you’re heading to the toilet).

there are a series of things that can make points of light look spiky: eye defects, eyelashes when squinting, smudgy glasses, etc…

import yhwh  

def interventionSort(unsortedList):
    sortedList = yhwh.pray(
    "Oh great and merciful Lord above, let thine glory shine upon yonder list!", 
    unsortedList
    )  
    return sortedList

that explains why it took god 7 days to make the universe

“everyone knows what a word is, that is the definion”

“what” is a word, correct.

how do you even fuck that up? just go buy cat’s eye lenses, any costume store has to have boxes piled ontop of each other filled with those