But the First of May, outdoor fuckin starts that day.

I thought that season started on the First of May

I’m diabetic with early signs of cirrhosis, I’m pretty confident that I’m going to die somewhat early and probably with a lot of medical debt.

I was thinking the other day about what steps I can take to effectively divorce my wife and leave as much to her and my kids as possible instead of insurance.

KEVIN!

Where’s George?

Pay them 1 billion, they pay someone else 900 million to do it instead. +100 million profits

I just saw an email about a job opening with them, couldn’t figure out if it was within PwC or for PwC as a recruit. Either way, I kind of decided against it after reading about some of their legal issues from Wikipedia.

Personally I feel it is a pretty jerk move to expect me to make all the changes necessary to sync up. I slow down a bit, she can speed up a bit. That way we match

Why not just speed up and match my pace? /s

But really though I have a fast pace, my normal walking speed is like 3+ mph, I do slow down. But even slowing down I walk a bit faster than her.

See, when my wife starts to walk too slow I usually just grumble a bunch, then take everything she had with her, grab her hand, then tow her along.

That way she gets some help going faster, I know when I’m going too fast and can slow down, so when we finally get to the mountain top it’s easier to throw her off instead of having to chase her while she runs away screaming for help…

You are legally required to pay us, but we aren’t legally required to give you the service you paid for.

The best time to find a job is when you have a job.

How would they even both to do this? It is open source, just make the first step of set up to send verification to localhost? Yeah I checked with myself and verified I am who I am, what are you going to do about it? Force me to send it to a specific URL? Nah I’ll just check the source code to whatever I want.

Honestly, I like Waffle House. I am also not getting massive meals when I go. My kids get Waffles and Bacon, I get a Bacon Egg and Cheese. Our whole bill is maybe 20 bucks, which after materials and the time involves isn’t much more than at home.

Special military operation… Like 5 years of it

Their entire business model is build around a Clean Bathroom, literally everything else is just there because you wanted to not have to worry about sanitation

They should make the free game, free-er.

There are studies as well about the germs dogs bring into the house is actually beneficial in the long run, especially for newborn babies (breastfed ones I think)

Run radiant pipes through the rivers, then recirculate your repurposed water. Less waste and probably some pretty good cooling