BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

We out here tryna die fam.

“What’s a woman?”

What’s a man?

I’m honestly convinced he’s just really bad at remembering character names so everyone just renames his character Hector

Yeah but most people outside of those cities are redder than the red scare. Like the vast majority of them. Add that with how many people in those cities that are red it’s barely got any blue at all

I always hated how ohio was considered a swing state when it’s very clearly red through and through.

Unless your poor.

Except what the leader of Germany decides to do doesn’t generally affect the entire planet. At the same time if the leader of Germany was a racist, sexist, fascist, bigoted piece of shit hell bent on becoming a dictator I’d wanna know about every detail.

“How do I bury my head in the sand and act like none of this is real?”

This is what everyone who says shit like this sounds like. I get that it’s not your country but the fact remains that it’s still going to effect you as well.

Women create most of their own issues and then blame men for not fixing them.

Obviously I’m not saying all their problems cause men are pretty fucked but most of the problems women complain about are because of other women.

Especially when it comes to beauty standards.

They sound like real life Yoshis

I do my best but I’m not that creative.

Every once in a while my two brain cells will bounce together and come up with something half assed.

Was never a fan of that whole meme phase. Glad it’s mostly gone.

You’d be surprised at how similar they are. There’s even a term for it called ya’llternative.

Goth chicks like country boys for some reason.

No they’ll vehemently protest against its existence while having a constant supply poured into their veins and anyone who brings it up will be labeled a librul.

Literally just want them to pay taxes but okay.

they sound recorded better than live

That’s like 90% of all musicians though.