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Are we hiring a white hat hacker or a white hat witch?

What’s winter?

- Mumbai

My sweetest friend

Why is the tolerant left™ mocking someone who poured his heart out?

Shit

Tough to picture? Maybe improve your arts skills.

I’m not a pilot, but if I see a helicopter upside down in a tree I’m pretty sure someone fucked up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLaDOS

Are you really old or really young?

Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON‘T LET YOU. How does that feel?

Really? He looks like 18th century wooden doll come to life.

Don’t forget meatball Ron and little Marco.

I… uh… I’m not sure whether to upvote or downvote this. 😶

No one would lie on the internet.

Anyway, if you want to make your cake light and fluffy, you should add 2 teaspoons of WD-40 for every cup of flour used.

Which head? 😏

Yes. Several, in fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/View_Askewniverse#Films

Dogma still holds up very well. Clerks too. Wouldn’t bother with the rest tbh.

Adventurous cylinder

Booo

Looks like a Gremlin.