Can’t fuck? More like don’t.

Democrats fall apart, Republicans fall in line.

👞👅

Goons 👎

Gooners 👍

No, and neither does simulated double jerk off.

Add “exposes himself during a public appearance”.

Reasonable, pro equality in all fronts and not MAGA. We still don’t agree on abortion (none of them want to ban abortion), guns (none think we should hand AR15s to anyone),

And yet they voted for Trump because…?

Two black college students were reading the riot act to a white kid for having dreadlocks

Wonder how would they react to this:

The earliest written reference of locks is found in Vedic scriptures, holy Hindu texts dating back to 1500BC, in which Lord Shiva’s hair is referred to as ‘jata’, a sanskrit word meaning “twisted locks of hair”. In almost all visual depictions of Lord Shiva, he is seen with locks of hair flowing past his shoulders or tied above his head in what is called, ‘jatamukuta’ (crown of matted hair). For devotees, Shiva’s hair is of such importance that the sacred river Ganges is believed to flow from his matted locks. The earliest archaeological evidence of locks is found in the mummified remains of Ancient Egyptians as well as from the pre-Colombian Incan civilisation in Peru.

https://www.esquire.com/uk/style/grooming/a34465402/history-of-dreadlocks/

There’s lot of these chuds on reddit nowadays

“You’re just like us!”

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.

- Emo Philips

Bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich community?

Her paternal great-grandfather was a Scottish politician and herald, George Swinton, and her maternal great-great-grandfather was the Scottish botanist John Hutton Balfour.[9] The Swintons are an ancient Scots family whose members can trace their lineage to the 9th Century.

There’s rich and then there’s this

You’re a dipshit who doesn’t understand how the world works.

Oh what’s that? I’m being mean? This is what you’re going to do next?:

Asswipe.

They were not concentration camps, people arriving in Australia were asked to isolate for 2(or maybe 3) weeks.

At least look things up before giving political hot takes. And while you’re looking things up, try to understand what paradox of intolerance is.

Do we have equivalent of that subreddit on Lemmy?

By that logic the scammers preying on the gullible are smarter than the people running homeless shelters and soup kitchen.

Electing Trump the first time was the equivalent of proverbial/technical Brexit.

Electing him twice is the equivalent of literal Brexit. As in physically moving that damp island away from Europe by using nukes.

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Huh, I half expected “White House pharmacy was running drops in Washington DC and it’s neighbouring area”.