I needed an excuse to share this: Oppenheimer but it came out and dropped in 2007

half the people you run into in public would struggle to operate a spoon without guidance.

I wouldn’t. I know how to clean my nose with a spoon!

With Germans?

POV: you’re in Australia

(Hypothetically the only way the arrangement of Pyramids, Eiffel Tower, and Statue of Liberty works on flat Earth)

Oedipal complex? Nah, this is Oedipal county.

Different kind of doctor then.

Listen mate, if you can cover 50" tv in poop, you need to go see a doctor first.

Really surprised that noone has gone and poured some sugar in them yet.

In the name of love?

Chernobyl?

Temps here are around 30°c. I’d love to have a cold bed lol.

Unrealistic. Pod4, the latest model, will only work via phone app. That’s the way it goes.

Time to move all your mods to loverslab

A yearbook or an yearbook?

Barbarian (2022)

Fun fact: Dr. Watson is Afghanistan veteran.

Doyle or BBC? Yes.

Less shit, fewer sewers.

See you later alligator

You made them Fr*nch?

Oh yeah I’m on Soros payroll 🙄