RIP

You, Pinhead! I’M DIRTY DAN

He looks like the vampires nazi henchman in The Strain

You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

Hey, that’s cheating!

Mosquitos are pollinators!

A stroppy bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye

I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

Eatin’ wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon

Yay I found the spider!

Always gonna get haters for being brave enough to post as a vegan! I’m with you. And I’m sure that Tofu is bangin

Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!

OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!

That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢

Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…

spank me, tree Daddy!

Oooo I love this idea. Trap doors that lead to a pit filled with hungry gators… I’m gonna go get my axe!

No, four!!!

I actually drink something very similar (zero sugar) as well! Sio it in the morning, stay hydrated… the insomnia is something I’ve had since I was a kid, unsuccessfully treated. At least I don’t have to sleep as much as average people!

I believe that’s “ravioli ravioli”

We don’t speak English in these parts, we speak 'Merican!

Noice