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  • “The Strongest Jedi” definitely isn’t right. At best, he’s evenly matched with Obi-Wan. If you apply stupid “power scaling” rules, then sure, Obi-Wan got ganked by Dooku during their fight while Anakin handily beat him. But at the same time that Dooku pushes Obi-Wan, he easily kicks and downs Anakin who’s behind him; Obi-Wan was just the one he subdued by crushing him, ostensibly seeing him as the greater threat.

    We’ve seen Anakin lose to Obi-Wan at the (inherent) height of his combat prowess, and it was his own fault. Windu and Yoda probably also take Anakin one-on-one. (Windu, of course, was totally defenseless when Anakin severed his arm.)

    If we’re talking about things like the Force, Yoda is clearly much more powerful. There’s an argument Anakin was the most powerful pilot, but that combined with being very Force-sensitive and a very good duelist doesn’t make him “the most powerful” overall. Most potential? If he could keep his emotions under control, probably.






  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldnot even subtle
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    “Please explain it to me. Not the actual thing we’re talking about, because I actually don’t care to consider why I might be wrong, but about this batshit strawman argument I created.”

    Checking off all the boxes. If you want to talk to someone who’s whatever you tell them they are, then fuck off to ChatGPT, you clown.










  • Exactly where the arguable triple entendre comes in!

    • “Can spam” as in “put spam in the garbage can”.
    • “Can Spam” as in the literal canned meat product Spam that Internet spam derives its name from.
    • And now the third: “can spam” as in “you’re allowed to spam because this law sucks”.





  • Of note is that introducing a bill (for those unfamiliar with American legislative politics) means remarkably little. The two sponsors are brand-new to New Jersey’s General Assembly (80 total members), and unless this really advances anywhere, it’s about a rung up from putting out a scathing press release.

    Respect the backronym and overall bill idea, though.