Holy hell, 95% of people can’t figure out “what percentage of the emails sent by John Smith last month were about sustainability.” That is absolutely wild to me, and I already thought my perception was skewed the other direction due to working with largely disadvantaged people. That’s an eye opener for sure, thanks for sharing

It became self defense- or in other words, her body her choice

Don’t think we won’t be counting, OP

Mogus :)

Nomomogus :(

I said basically this one time when I turned in a shit essay in grad school and my professor, in return with my grade, wrote “you weren’t kidding”

Ohhh! I change my opinion- absolutely horizontal lol. Could make an onlyfans and be rich in a week!

Hmmm

buttface… or whatever the english term

I’m not sure we have a word for this

But I vote vertical, for aesthetic reasons

I <3 your username

shipping

Lol, does he get shipped to the highest bidder? Surely it costs more than $10 to ship a man?

This is one of the saddest things to go through- I’m sorry for your loss. Just went through the same a couple weeks ago, and I gotta say, being proactive about the grieving process was a huge help. Everyone grieves differently, but I would recommend prioritizing the process- set aside time for yourself and your feelings every day.

These might help: https://www.therapistaid.com/therapy-worksheets/grief/adults

One of best things my partner and I did was make bracelets out of beads that matched the fur and eye colors of our late cat, and it made it feel like her essence was still around with us. Highly recommend.

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I agree with what Cris said.

I think this comic would be almost just as funny without the kid crying and yelling at the end. The funniest part to me is the implication that this guy decided his children’s names as babies just for a laugh when introducing them; he probably loves every opportunity to do so, and always makes sure to introduce ketchup first.

(Just to be clear, in case these condiments aren’t popular where you’re from- ketchup is red and mustard is yellow, and they’re often used together, so people see the yellow brother of ‘ketchup’ and think he’ll be named ‘mustard’, but then they find out he’s named ‘piss’ instead)

I would also recommend bringing along a classic adjustable wrench and/or a pair of pliers

I’ve been using a Pixel running GrapheneOS for about a year now and I love it

I think that’s the point

I glanced at your username after reading this and thought it said PregoBoi lol

walks over to co-workers, farts, then walks back to his chair

Lmao

It’s common grammar in the states, and considered grammatically correct under Black American Vernacular English