The sandwich has a point

Two couches at the same time?

This is brilliant

You’re probably better off with some combination of gold, bitcoin, and low-tech durable goods than cash.

100%

Conservatives don’t have to take away the 2nd, it benefits them a lot more than it benefits you.

So what you’re really saying is that it’s definitely going to happen

If only our past behavior could give you some insight into the kind of people we are and how we can be expected to behave in the future. But given the complete absence of data I guess that’s just impossible. Oh well.

Locking them up helps all the other people they won’t have the opportunity to hurt or kill

Career civil servant*

TFW you’re 13 and your dreams are coming true

They tried that once and it didn’t work out very well for them

OK but would you want to have a beer with Hillary Clinton?

Online political partisanship

Molasses candy

Maybe we should have given it a less powerful sounding name, or moved away from fossil fuels decades ago idk I’m not a doctor

She kissed her brother once and her father is a known criminal, open your eyes sheeple

I’m helping!

I hate this so much

-Wayne Gretzky