Assuming one spherical cricket in a vacuum

If I need more energy I’ll just set something on fire

I want to be asphyxiated by prefixes uwu

Yeah same. People just have to squeeze their virtue signaling into everything

Simpsons did it first

An individual coin trades at a low value but the total market cap is 26 billion dollars.

We have the best 911 dispatchers in the world, because of jail

This is what you get for questioning The Consensus

It’s less that you missed it and more that they chose not to invite you

You got what you paid for

Your kid might be ChatGPT, you should get her tested

What do you mean by this, comrade? Choose your next words carefully.

Fat people are actually less dense

The system always finds equilibrium

Bravest meme

Just get a loan from your father

We will rebuild

It does make you evil, though. A few million dollars is like the One Ring, whispering in your ear every minute of every day.

Broke: This is fine, everything is fine

Woke: Weak men will create hard times

Bespoke: Let’s get this over with already

He was born rich, the worm only took a few IQ points off the top