They think everyone else is like them and has to be shamed or coerced into having babies

Where’s that? Do they have oil?

How far is it from the dadzone to the daddyzone?

It literally tastes like ass

Hello, human resources?

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻

feck?

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

You’re the fucking man

Glory to his house

Please relate this to politics somehow so I know how to feel about it.

Seriously though, this is a top-tier showerthought right here

And fetch drinks, but you were expected to tip them

The existence of people stupid enough to pay for them is what makes NFTs worth something in the first place

You get it

You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you’re fucking happy now

I mean, the other way you could interpret this is that they were prescribed opioids, got addicted to them, and then (because they were addicted) convinced themselves that their only option was the black market.

This kind of explains a lot about my life

FocusMe works well

Just tuck bro, you’ll be aight