Literal fascism and/or communism

That depends, how much were you looking to spend?

Whose responsible this?!?!

Nice

Look at how they massacred my boy

Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

*Drumpf

Surely you’re not suggesting that civil wars are somehow bad or difficult to win

Actually we’ll do it different this time, smartass

All I want right now is to be back in the shire, touching grass

Why would you need diplomacy when everyone has perfectly good guns just sitting at home?

Fair food comes to Washington

Congratulations?

Yep, this is the guy who might be able to teach me something. The rest of then would be used to talking to their peers, which I am not.

He’s been in power for a year and a half, not everything that’s wrong with the country is his fault

It could have been worse

I don’t think an existing conspiracy is necessary, it’s just a cheap way to help protect yourself and others against something that could happen one day.

Best I can do is a greyhound bus, take it or leave it

Yeah so don’t get on the planes that are going to crash. Obviously.

Glad to hear it’s a centrist in the lead and not a fascist