Nice fucking kitties

I don’t think mine shows weather. Is there a setting for that somewhere?

They just remember that shit?

Key West is fun but it’s not very beachy. You could go to a Florida beach town and then drive down the keys for a couple of days. Miami is fun. Tampa/Clearwater is nice. Sanibel/Captiva are pretty, but also very quiet.

Where will you be traveling from?

Ohhh. Yeah. That makes more sense. 🤦

“I want a sandwich but i can’t afford one. I guess I’ll go watch porn and hire a prostitute.”

I don’t understand that.

I’m working on this, though i usually say - I’d rather get bitched at for doing it wrong than for not doing it. At my job it’s to emphasize the stupidity of the task and the lack of training on a shitty system.

I use an ipad at work and use ajournal to write down my schedule for each day. I like that it pulls in my outlook items and that is easy to edit- write, erase, drag to another day. I don’t like that it’s not backed up anywhere so when i lost my iPad anything not done/documented is lost forever. When i get super freaked out about that i take a screenshot.

Reach out to family or friends or anyone who can be with them now.

Hey Willie!

I’m more worried about dying of some completely treatable illness, either because our politicians pretend it’s not real or because I can’t afford the treatment. I’m also concerned about using all of my retirement savings to live, dying broke, and having nothing to leave to my kids, who will likely suffer the same fate.

Every time someone says unprecedented, add a pinch of cayenne.

Hypothetical arguments I’ve won…

I wanted to do one but i was worried about offering them a food source near my house and then taking it away. My mom had squirrels in her attic and it was a pain the the ass to rid and repair.

Have you seen the squirrel made jack-o’-lanterns? Apparently you drill holes and fill them with peanut butter where you want the eyes, nose, mouth.

I wish i could upvote that twice and then play it right after this…

https://youtu.be/qs35t2xFqdU?feature=shared

Stealing this

Better then muting - pause and then fast forward.

Excellent! I would have to keep a chart beside the door.