Man. I watched this skit when it came out and I still refer to it. It’s lived rent free in my head for 18 years (?!!!) and I only watched it once when it came out. Thanks for that mental whiplash

For what?

Exactly where I would have gone with this if the Greek reference weren’t right there in the meme

That’s a lot of honking

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3txkhp/my_wife_cries_at_absolutely_anything_i_mean/

Idk, just over here crying because swans can be gay

Thanks. I don’t comment much anymore.

You’ll never forget it’s Latin name when you say it to the underground music of Mario 1

Pica hudsonica… Pica hudsonica…

We can do this with wet wipes, but carbon is a bridge too far?

Easily the weirdest demonstration of the. ‘polluter pays’ principle

The first statement implies that fascists are deserving of equal rights as everyone else. This don’t the case, though, because what they want is the destruction of other people’s rights.

Fascists don’t play by the rules, because they don’t think they apply to them or they are inconvenient. If they rules don’t apply to you then they don’t apply to you. Can’t have it both ways.

I’m howling at all of these

Soulless ✅
Spreads misinformation ✅
Blood sucking parasite ✅
Needs to be invited into your life ✅
Run by a larger blood sucking parasite ✅
Turns people into other blood sucking parasites ✅

Vampires are just social media for the 1700s

Guise, it only ate part of his brain. Ok? Not the whole thing. Like literally just a little nibble here and there. /S

Rock, and 5000 live cockroaches

Lol. I just stick it back into the outgoing mail slot if they dont listen to me. My box is clearly marked with 'no junk mail’s signage.

I’ve seen some videos on them. They look pretty nice but I worry about how they hold up and the build quality, as I would any relatively unestablished brand.