TragicNotCute

It’s a masturbation joke.

But it doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier so it doesn’t really do me much good.

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Uh, isn’t that what this is?

A teenager was just shot to death in her home for existing and that’s your reaction? Bruh.

I’ll probably quit next week, this one has been rough. I’m not addicted though.

NDAs generally prohibit you from stating that you are under NDA.

Better to be cryptic “I can’t really go into details due to my clearance”.

…Dad?

You’re solving important problems, just like the rest of us.

Fart in a vacuum or maybe in nitrogen? Seems like oxygen is the enemy.

I hope your eggs are newer than your bills.

The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

I mean, it’s their names.

In 1869, Goldman Sachs was founded by Marcus Goldman in New York City in a one-room basement office next to a coal chute. In 1882, Goldman’s son-in-law Samuel Sachs joined the firm.

Although somewhat unrelated, I thought this excerpt from the article was interesting and sad.

Asked in an interview if he regrets Balatro’s success, he replied: "Honestly, yeah. Don’t get me wrong - this has changed my life in a lot of amazing ways. I’m so grateful. But I do miss that time before. It was just a hobby that recharged my batteries. Sometimes I think, ‘Maybe I would’ve been happier if I had never released this game to the public.’

The lack of hair on the knuckles is the strangest part to me.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that smoking (including exposure to secondhand smoke) is linked to around 480,000 deaths per year in the United States.

According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), roughly 40,000 people die in motor‐vehicle crashes in the US each year.

Smoking accounts for roughly 12 times more deaths annually than motor vehicle accidents in the US

I feel seen.

But what letter is next to their name? 🤔

Bottom first. The leaves would serve as a flared end and a handle. You’d want it to be ripe-ish I imagine. Ripe enough to have a little give, but not ripe enough that the leaves come out too easily.

Pineapples also come in different sizes, I’ve seen some homegrown ones posted on Lemmy that seem…manageable.

You’re definitely gonna wanna keep those.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:University_and_college_shootings_in_the_United_States

I like the trees in the background.