Those 3% (going by your math):

Pick crops

Contribute $90 billion or more in tax for the county via sales tax.

Without those people, we have no food, and immediate inflation begins. You know, the thing everyone was bitching about that was literally caused by Trumps inaction on COVID.

This affects EVERYONE in the US.

Thing is, mate…fascists rarely stay inside their boarders. This is going to be the whole world’s problem in about 3 months.

With enough ketamine, you’ll definitely be able to reach Mars!

jumps around on stage like a dipshit

Head on down to the Winchester?

Cool.

Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcooolcoolcool.

Captain Trips will hit just as we idiot Americans install RFK Jr. as an “advisor” to the Department of Health and the CDC.

Might I add: they also are finished day one with no massive 70gb patches to fix a slew of problems.

The 18-26 year olds just signed over our country to billionaire fascists. I had hopes for them, but they are collectively idiots. Born into late stage capitalism, spent their formative years growing up in the Age of Hate, and actively chugged down propaganda via YouTube and all social media.

No, we are not.

Shit, send them some blueprints for neutron bombs and an ass load of tomahawks.

Ooof.

Sitting out the election or voting for the Republicans was a banger of a decision, 20 million democrats!

Sure showed us who saw the writing on the wall and pointed it out with neon arrows.

Black mirror robo-murder-dogs coming soon.

Totally

You guys better ramp up arms production and switch to a partial wartime stance. Because Russia isn’t going to stop with Ukraine.

#IF YOU ARE IN LINE WHEN POLLS CLOSE, THEY HAVE TO LET YOU VOTE REGARDLESS OF STATE!

#STAY IN LINE AND VOTE FOR FREEDOM!

If you are in live when polls close, they have to let you vote. It’s the law.

Polls are going off old data, not taking in account the new voters, and the Republicans dropped 30 shitty right-wing polls that skewed the data.

The Iowa poll is the key to this whole thing.

The Setzer poll tosses out what past elections use as a base for their calculations. She goes off what’s happening now and it’s an extremely reliable poll.

#VOTE!!

Someone seriously needs to check Bob’s basement.

If the first thing he says apon seeing young men and thinks they are boys is making them concubines, then he definitely banged kids in Afghanistan and probably has a few in his dungeon.

Well, he is too, so it tracks.

confused Nork noises

Caught one of her commercials during a football game, and goddamn it was nice hearing a message of how great our country truly is along with a message of hope and unity.

GröpenFührer is all: they are coming to kill you and rape your dog! Only I, the GröpenFührer can save you!

Also, Imane Khelif might want to look into suing the fuck out of the RNC. She’s got a case against them with the ad I saw.