Get the fuck out! I am not making you a cottage cheese pastrami sandwich on banana bread! That would severely damage my reputation.

Did you know there’s a direct correlation between the rise of violent crime and the decline of spirograph use? Think about it.

They’re extremely leftist, outspoken, and they have to cross the border to come here.

Bad Religion and Dropkick Murphys are touring this summer. Propagandhi was going to but dropped out for obvious reasons.

Dammit, not like that!

Please. You have at least 10.1^78 hours unplayed in your Steam account.

I dunno. My favorite punk band just canceled their American tour…

Ordinary people do fucked up shit when fucked up shit becomes ordinary.

Yes. This is actually a fairly big step. All of the previous attempts to ban the AfD have been thrown out because of the lack of a ruling like this.

Rice and Sriracha for dinner again!

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole

Diggy diggy hole

Digging a hole.

My old roommate waited 3 weeks to get a drivers license, and they spelled his name wrong on it.

Farve didn’t even know what dime defense was!

Runter, hoffentlich.

Wasn’t he a judge for barely a year before getting appointed? Then for three decades he just agreed with whatever evil shit Scalia said. He really might not know how to be a judge.

Hell, even Godwin came out and said “Oh yeah, these guys are totally acting like Nazis. Go ahead and compare them.”

Maaaaybe an Alfa, but I’m not buying a damn Fiat.

Beer is arguably the foundation of human society. Grain (and the harvesting of it) is a building block of civilization, and beer is inextricably linked to that.

Fuckin hell. I don’t believe in Jesus, but I still somehow think that Trump is the antichrist.

What happens if we have a scandal about water?