The person for whom the word prugly was created.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

This is so med.

Who lives on a plane?

Republicans masturbate to the idea of elderly people being denied the basic necessities in life because they were unable to earn enough for a retirement due to the uncontrollable greed of the ultra wealthy.

Yes. This is when you are really good at making your food last longer.

Holding my breath from now on.

Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a64d2903-bdc6-4b86-bf12-bd89c09d06aa

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

This is almost as bad as instead of being the son of an elected official you were actually the President of the United States after admitting on camera that you’ve sexually assaulted women, some married, or been caught on camera coked out partying with a pedophile.

Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!

Me now: See above.

Conair was always my favorite

Banner? Why? What’d she do?

It’s not unless. It’s until, which has more implications.

So? For 40 years X has been what you click on when you DON’T want to see something. Why would anyone go there?

Usually the sales associate will observe their behavior and ask if there is anything they can help them with and the browser will respond, “No, I’m just browsing”.

I’m playing a game called “eat and drink my childhood trauma.”