250 years vs. 319 years. Not as much of a gap as you might think.

Team orange or team green?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot slaps CaptPretentious around a bit with a large trout

I thought it was Harry.

DOS > OS/2 > FreeBSD > Debian > Gentoo > Ubuntu > Mint

“It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months.”

The same thing they do every night.

You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.

Donald Trump is a very stupid man. Some of his handlers are smarter (as in, they have basic competence; none of them are particularly smart) so some of the things he does have something at least resembling a coherent strategy, but sometimes Trump acts on his own and just does things for the sake of doing them.

You can still target one entity within a common market. For instance, when Canada enacted retaliatory tariffs on the United States we targeted products that were mainly produced in red states. I doubt Trump is capable of that kind of strategy, though.

It’s not that fresh.

Can you teach me to vibrate into alternate universes like The Flash? 'Cause I don’t like this one that much.

It’s got OpenOffice in it. This picture must be ancient.

His name is Wormie.

I’d settle for them just not voting for the people that enable this, but the best we can expect is for them to give a narrow majority to the lesser evil for a few years.

The fact that tens of millions of Americans actively support these actions and tens of millions more can’t be bothered to go to a poll to stop it means that hoping for any kind of armed change is a waste of time. If they can’t be bothered to pick up a ballot they’re not going to pick up a rifle. Best to boycott them and hope that their economy collapses to the point where they can’t afford to maintain their military.

The Omnissiah.

ASAB

Who was voted into office by 77 million Americans (knowing full well who he was and what he would do once in office) while 83 million stayed home. 75 million did at least the bare minimum, but they’d spent decades allowing their party to descend into controlled opposition to the point where the best tactic they could think of to oppose Trump was to wave little round signs around in Congress.

Trump is the full embodiment of the American spirit. He’s proudly ignorant, arrogant, petty, and a firm believer in a might-makes-right philosophy. He’s also wealthy due to circumstance but firmly believes that he earned it. America has never had a truer representation of their values as President.

Look, Sigmund! Look at the sky!

Yes. The American foreign policy.