This was immediately above the 196 post you copied in my feed

You’re right, I’m sorry. I would advise you not to eat nothing but Chicken McNuggets

Something tells me he was also getting fiber, vitamins, and minerals from somewhere during that time, so unless you have a dietician on call to help you balance that out, don’t eat nothing but Chicken McNuggets.

There was a political realignment after the civil war where the democrat and the republican parties switched roles as liberals and conservatives.

Now there’s a factual realignment, where reality and satire switch which one is absurd and which one is correct when taken at face value

I don’t thinks that’s what the flavor "Rocky Road’ means

The most basic?

The most degenerate of white men, more like

I guess the USSR and USA had mutually assured destruction by means other than nuclear

I wish I had been aborted. This place is a shithole and has since before I arrived.

Your wording is more confusing to me

Any state could change colors at any time. It’s just that the overwhelming majority of the population in most states will not listen to any amount of evidence that shows what the consequences of their choice will be. They stick to their tribe. End of discussion. So only in the states where the two tribes are roughly equal in size will we see any excitement in the election

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Mathematically, it’s still exactly one half as bad as bad to not vote than to vote for the Republican party, regardless of who you are. A vote Republican swings the count 2 points relative to voting Democrat. No vote, 1 point relative to voting Democrat.

Wrong. One is exactly twice as bad as the other.

No! You’re supposed to be miserable for your entire youth by saving and investing every penny you don’t need to survive! That way you can afford all the medical bills and therapy you’ll need when you’re old and retired and have had a life devoid of joy!!

Sigma grindset!!!

Ngl I legitimately forgot it’s October and not still September

3 months and 8 days…

That’s a novella but definitely more disturbing and more universal than most of the short stories in this thread

As with most advice regarding early childhood development, your mileage may vary.

Flowers for Algernon moment

Just as soon as I can afford to exclusively shop at the farmer’s market when I’m not broke af, I’ll get on that