I once didn’t shower for nine months straight, and I evolved from a fetus into a baby

n = 3

POO-TUS

Using “nuclear” as an example of how to correctly pronounce a different word is a bold choice

Yep, I just love having the Internet restricted for me! /s

I really don’t get the hate for the Library. It’s one of my favourite levels in CE. The Flood are a creepy and scary new enemy (on the first play-through at least…) who back you into a corner and attack relentlessly. You’re left fighting for your life with no way to retreat or charge past. It’s one of the rare times in the whole series where you’re forced to play defensively.

It’s also the level that introduces rocket launcher flood, wtf is up with them? So unfair that the enemies get such a good weapon!

OP is secretly a bat who sleep upside down. Nice try but you can’t fool me 🦇👀

Every butthole is a fingering opportunity

You put up the wrong picture, OP. That’s actually Link

God after creating the kiwi:

I don’t expect Trump to be able to remember anything at this point

£100,000 over 30 years at 4.5% would be £506 a month. That plus the stipulated £25,000 deposit will get you a bungalow or terraced house near me as of about 18 months ago. Rent in my area starts at around £700 for a house outside of town or a single room in town.

So yes, £500 mortgage is possible. Rent being twice the cost of a mortgage for a similar property is fairly common. Banks and landlords being shitheads is guaranteed.

I’d live in a world without rockets in a instant if it meant the Nazis didn’t exist

16 words, wtf

Makeup removal or cleaning babies, according to the packaging

Guess what, it’s actually incorrect to be friends with a Nazi. Nice shitpost though

People with a poop fetish right now 🤤

“Hey, I just raised you from the dead to talk to you. Fuck your physics, who’s the smart one now, huh??”

I’m just envious of her ability to pick up that book while keeping her knees straight

I also wish I could have a Volvo