God after creating the kiwi:

I don’t expect Trump to be able to remember anything at this point

£100,000 over 30 years at 4.5% would be £506 a month. That plus the stipulated £25,000 deposit will get you a bungalow or terraced house near me as of about 18 months ago. Rent in my area starts at around £700 for a house outside of town or a single room in town.

So yes, £500 mortgage is possible. Rent being twice the cost of a mortgage for a similar property is fairly common. Banks and landlords being shitheads is guaranteed.

I’d live in a world without rockets in a instant if it meant the Nazis didn’t exist

16 words, wtf

Makeup removal or cleaning babies, according to the packaging

Guess what, it’s actually incorrect to be friends with a Nazi. Nice shitpost though

People with a poop fetish right now 🤤

“Hey, I just raised you from the dead to talk to you. Fuck your physics, who’s the smart one now, huh??”

I’m just envious of her ability to pick up that book while keeping her knees straight

I also wish I could have a Volvo

Meowshroom

You know you can get Lemmy on the PC, right? You don’t actually need your cellphone license to view memes. Now I’ve just got to hand over my picture ID and insert this rectal scanner…

and…

now I can post this comment :)

It’s required by law in Ireland that you wake up every 30minutes to pray and curse England. You might as well check your emails since you’re awake anyway

:o now I am the liar!

…? Ok?

I could draw a picture of 9/11, it means literally nothing other than it’s a picture of 9/11

Huffle deez nuts, lmao

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It’s best to just say “cross ant” because then people know you’re saying it wrong on purpose and you don’t have to feel bad about pronouncing it wrong