It’s required by law in Ireland that you wake up every 30minutes to pray and curse England. You might as well check your emails since you’re awake anyway

:o now I am the liar!

…? Ok?

I could draw a picture of 9/11, it means literally nothing other than it’s a picture of 9/11

Huffle deez nuts, lmao

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It’s best to just say “cross ant” because then people know you’re saying it wrong on purpose and you don’t have to feel bad about pronouncing it wrong

I’m quite certain this isn’t true. Not Trump’s writing style, plus it’s a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Shift-1 is ! Shift-2 is "

That’s how it is on a standard British QWERTY keyboard.

~I’m assuming you’re American given that you can’t comprehend anyone’s technology or way of life being different to yours…~

“The only reason God created the natives was for us to have a bit of sport, old chap”

“I can excuse paedophilia, but I draw the line at kicking me out of the super special people club!”

Nope, we Brits use feet and inches for height. Miles for long distances, meters for medium distances, inches for small distances and millimetres for very small. If you’re old then you probably use feet for medium distances. Pints for alcohol, litres for everything else. Stone for the weight of people, kg for everything else unless you’re over 60 or cooking, in which case it’s pounds and ounces. Speed is in miles per hour unless you’re in physics class, then it’s meters per second

Yeah? Well, I can see ultrared without any help at all!

Probably not if there’s a crow talking to me

“Listen to the prophecy, my child. When this candle burns out, I will have finished pooping. See you on the other side”

Ah, I see we’ve reached the stage were 90% of posts will now be complaining about Ed Sheeran. How Ed-citing!

Faeces Georg

RIDE ON THAT COCK, BRO! BEING GAY IS THE BEST!! AROOOO!!!

When LGBT people say, “I SEE THROUGH YOUR BULLSHIT”, we’re not saying please do even less. We’re saying, “please back up your superficial displays with real, meaningful support”. Do more, not less!

Now That’s What I Call Bribery two completely unrelated events 84!