That’s what I said! Booby traps!

I really liked the Fear Itself comic from Marvel about 10-15ish years ago. It’s just a big dumb blockbuster event that’s fun to read with all the craziness that happens.

Odin has a long lost brother who’s evil, and creates magic hammers which he distributes around the world to a bunch of villains (and a couple heroes like Hulk and Thing) to bring chaos and destruction to herald his coming to take over the world. Iron Man and Captain America put up a “last stand” for Asgard, which crash-landed outside of a small town in Kansas. Iron Man goes to Odin’s dwarves and makes weapons and armor to give to a group of heroes to counteract the villains with their hammers.

Guess it’s time for bullshit manufacture to go full blast.

In survival crafting games I’ll almost always make it easier on myself through the world settings or something. Getting rid of item and food decay, boosting XP gain, making sure I get 100+ of each resource anytime I go mining or whatever.

Enshrouded is a massive pain in the ass on normal settings, so I make it easier to explore, gather, and fight enemies. Otherwise it’d take me at least twice as long to get to where I’m at in the game, and that already took me over 100 hours.

Palworld I do all those things and increase pal spawn rate so there’s always at least 5 pals in a group at any given time. It makes capturing them so much easier.

Idk the last time I actually “cheated” in a video game though. Maybe one of the Lego games?

I just looked it up cause I was curious, and cannons were in-between. Then as industry evolved cannons became smaller and more deadly and eventually turned into personal firearms.

I’d say it wasn’t that long, relatively, to figure out that we could point them at each other. I mean hell, the Chinese used fireworks as weapons like I immediately after inventing them, bringing with them the first flamethrowers.

I also like the flashback to one of Meg’s birthdays:

“You are muh-huh going on ermeher”

“So Meg, you’re a flag girl now? That’s good, that’s good.”

“Yes, yes… Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don’t call!”

KnowYourMeme has been a fantastic resource for Internet history imo.

Who’s gonna tell 'em?

Arkham Asylum but not the rest? /s

I loved Spider-Man and Miles Morales, I need to play Spider-Man 2 but I’m waiting for a better sale on steam.

Also, Guardians of the Galaxy blew me away with how fun and awesome it was. Like I honestly feel bad for waiting so long to play it.

Halo 3 Theater was the best, imo. Idk why, but I never really bothered with it in the later games, aside from ODST.

True. And I do like the games, it just kinda felt a little strange the first time I played the first one.

Baranor is one of my favorite side characters in anything LOTR too.

I don’t know who even upvoted you for this pointless bullshit

Idk, I felt like the story for the games was pretty complete once I finished it. It’s a little weird with the whole “Shelob can shapeshift and helps this Gondorian guard get his petty revenge on Sauron” noncanonicity though.

It’s my IP to sit on and do nothing with!

Idk. Over on Instagram you have fitness influencers and shit who will run up mountains for an advertisement. There are so many “teach your kids to dirt bike as soon as they shoot from the pussy” accounts on there it’s insane.

Like streaming, I’m sure someone could monetize it somehow.

This was a good scene from a pretty good show imo.

It’s a “ship,” I’d say it counts.

Damn, you got me there

A little unrelated, but I used to live like a block away from a McDonald’s. Which fucking sucked when I was high late at night (they closed their lobby at 7, so “late” for this Christian-family-owned franchise that blasted Christian worship music literally all day every day was any time after then) and I couldn’t just walk my ass down and get some fuckin nuggets.

And fuck me, or any other pedestrian during the pandemic, because at one point they didn’t even have their lobby open, so you could only order through the drive-thru or the app, and fuck you if you don’t have a car but use the app