Because it’s made-up bullshit.

But they’ll only recommend the surgery after trying muscle relaxers ten times over the course of a year.

It’s a meme so of course it’s dumb. It’s also pretty funny.

I think refrigerating eggs is inconsequential compared to the other thing that happened.

Don’t waste your time arguing with morons from .ml.

But usually only cops practice street justice with no due process or consequences. Never saw a prosecutor suffocate someone to death for being accused of a petty crime or shoot a kid for holding a toy.

Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.

But it is what they mean when they say the “economy” is doing well.

Nothing since a radio telescope isn’t a fucking speaker.

Value is relative. My cat is worth way more than that.

They’re acting like all the security just disappears lol. My workplace still uses Windows 8 which hasn’t been supported for almost a decade so there must be ways to maintain security without Microsoft updates.

Headaches too. Every time I get a bad headache I honestly forget what it feels like to not have one.

We also have better full-light vision than a lot of animals, even the ones with good dark vision.

Missing the entire fucking point, but that’s typical for braindead .ml users I guess.

“comradery” 🥴🥴

Do people still think this joke is funny

Found some incels 😂😂

You’re also used to standing around guarding a border all the time, not experiencing actual combat at all.

“If you aren’t able to stop me, I get to rape you. Them’s the rules.”

That’s how fucking stupid you sound.

Because so many people think monopolies are good before playing this game 🙄 Mouse Trap ends when there’s only one mouse left, so do we suddenly need to worry about rodent genocide??