We’re going to need an underground railroad for women in this situation. Otherwise, they are going to start executing women who have killed in the name of self-defense.

This. I shut off all notifications from nearly all of my apps. Primary text app, phone app, and just a couple of others. I may temporarily allow them for a special purpose, but once that’s over they all get silenced and I get to them when I get to them. I hate badge notifications, too. So, those are off for EVERYTHING. Grad school cemented that aversion.

She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

You’d have to or the place would smell TERRIBLE! Even taking care of things well, there’d need to be a balance of how many cats to how much space.

Well, it has to be someone. We know it’s not you!

They give me those days “off.” I take those days off. I’m already WFH, but I spend the time prepping for the storms and then taking care of my kids and making sure they feel happy and safe. We make a movie marathon out of it. We download stuff to tablets for when the power goes out. We get out the air mattress and sleep together in the living room (my bedroom is under a tree). Work is not going to interrupt me taking care my family.

I know that I am in a fortunate situation that allows me to do something that many can’t. I don’t take that for granted. That said, I do make it happen.

How much was your hypothetical electric/gas bill?

It’s from the show The IT Crowd. No bad episodes in the mix. Some better than others, obviously, but I don’t skip any episodes.

I loved that character. That actor is hilarious. Of course, the writing on that show was hilarious, in general.

Does the radiation filter on the helmet prevent them from dying in direct line of sight to the sun? Do they die from any sun’s light or just from our solar system?

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

I use a code to unlock. Biometrics can be unlocked while unconscious or restrained. Fuck that.

Use Neo’s powers.

If you use the Internet, there’s a very good chance they know just about everything anyway. They’re insidious.

Yes, autocorrect got me. Fuckin’ hell.

None of the ones I know about. IRB is never going to approve that. Impersonate a masque macaque and you might have a shot.

Edit: Fixed my autocorrect.

I support you and your jokes. Party on, dude!

Sounds like he has some feelings to explore.

They weren’t trying to be mean, for the most part, they either didn’t get him or they underestimated him. By the end, all of that is resolved and Mater is known as the hero he always was!

You had an opportunity to actually make the text bold, and you missed it.