Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Ranked choice voting eliminates the concept of spoiler candidates/parties.

You know how you keep missing the exploding bridge jump on the first level? You gotta stop shooting the machine gun while you jump. Makes you go a little further.

Balance? Fucked up my sour dough starter is what you did Grimace.

Someone making 400,000 a year who has no need to risk their job for 25 dollars mentioned it off hand to HR. One could infer that the policies were unclear and the reaction was overkill.

It’s a strange thing, surviving an enemy. An old man accused me of hitting a japanese maple with my car (parked near it once) and said that it damaged the tree and made it grow green after. He was a dumb asshole because all japanese maples are grafts. The original larger green tree just wanted to grow and he didn’t trim it. He blamed and accused me of it for years while threatening to take me to court when I had to park even close to it. He died of course, a heart attack. I don’t feel less angry about the whole thing but now there is no one to be angry at. I have to remind myself it doesn’t matter anymore and enjoy the shade.

Travel channel and Food network switch content sometimes

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Arson.

It looks weird from underneath, way more concave than the view from the side would suggest

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Just hemorrhaging

That Looks like Sue, the T rex in the Chicago field museum

Eh that bitch sold beans from the oval office, we know he can be bought and sold on the cheap

I thought it was kinda cool

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This is what I don’t get about conservatives. They will bitch about immigration and say the border is wide open. Like no my guy it’s so much worse than before. If you are a single issue voter 𝘑𝘰𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘺

You can always tell a roost tree for these guys because it is just plastered in shit

Man talking to himself accuses company of action they are allowed to perform

Did everyone not just pirate this series? It seems like Game of Thrones level pirate content, who would pay for that.