So that’s where the shakes come from.

I love that space travel is becoming so democratized now.

It shouldn’t just be governments, it shouldn’t just be private companies, it should be anyone with the wherewithal to figure the technology out.

Sad wound-be King in snow.

The cold, temperpedic truth.

Why is there a giant dude standing on the dome in the middle picture?

Nintendo: “Well, it’s obviously not our rushed production schedule or choosing to use cheaper parts… I wonder what it could be.”

Well, you’ve broken your steering column for one thing.

That’s what it feels like in Japan, too.

Oops, I have a huge, throbbing mistake.

I was staying in Asakusa. I ran out of my hotel with only socks on. Walking on the asphalt street outside felt like I was walking on sand the vibrations were so fierce.

Same exact time the day before, I thought I felt a tremor and no one else in the building did. I looked outside and say the powerlines swinging for a moment before stopping. I didn’t know at the time that it was a preshock.

I was in Japan when it happened. I watched live news of people and cars getting swallowed by a wall of water. Gutwrenching is the only way to describe it.

Noir is two vacuum-sealed rolls in a larger bag as opposed to opening a container with all of the cookies.

Reminds me how you can effectively nullify all the secret agents in Evil Genius by building dozens of huts outside with locked doors that lead to dead end hallways rigged with pop-up dummies.

The fact that there’s a locked door entices them to waste time cracking it open. Once inside, they get jumped by a dummy and shoot it then become confused because it’s not real. Eventually they get so confused they leave the hut. They the AI’s pathfinding sees the same damn door which has locked itself again. Wash, rinse repeat.

Sometimes they get mad and start shooting the traps until they explode, which injures them and convinces them to just go home. Once they leave, rebuild the damaged hut and wait for the next secret agent.

So did I, but it wasn’t here. I just went back three weeks to check.

Not everyone subscribes to the same communities. Expect stuff to get crossposted a lot. So maybe the solution is you need only one meme community in your Home feed.

“When I’m holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.”

Getting Flight of the Navigator vibes.

Get ‘em, gramps!

Fuck the downvoters, I giggled.