That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.

The MacBook 5C.

It is no longer classified as chicken.

“Fully modded.”

She likes to give ‘em the ol’ Rami Malek.

Since the creation of the “God hates gays” picket signs. Probably before then.

You’re on notice.

Stranger Things: “I am the most streamed show in 2025!”

The Sign: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”

This is weirdly wholesome.

Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.

I spent the last 13 years of my life sleeping on Japanese futons and am now sleeping on a full box spring mattress for the first time since.

I can’t remember the last time I had this much trouble sleeping. What I wouldn’t give to have a “thin mattress on the floor” again.

“Ain’t no passing craze!”

“Tux… I haven’t heard that name in a long time.”

I speak with experience when I say that teeth that are impacted, still growing or not, cause a tremendous amount of pain and dental hygiene issues.

Someone needs to have their wisdom teeth removed.

Less time that it takes my mom to actually make banana bread.

Milli Banilli

That one person who has it in for Arizona.

Chipotle is really resting on its laurels.