I’ve seen Korean girls dress like this unironically.

Big Shell.

Take all that neatly organized data and turn it into Christmas tree lights that have been sitting in a box all summer.

I like to invoke the old magic of installing from a disc.

The Galveston Coffee Shootout.

Oh, well, if the Kremlin says it’s not true…

The Japanese Conservative Party has almost no power. They are considered extremists. They really are just a bunch of loony toons that get almost no press coverage outside of bullshit like this.

The ruling Liberal Party is the non-extremist conservative party. (The irony is not lost on me.)

Damn, you just made me realize that I haven’t seen any old men with seven phones bolted to the handlebar of their bicycle cruising around and randomly stopping.

COVID executed Pokemon Go. Replaced it with Animal Crossing.

Japan is slowly burying all their overhead lines into the sidewalks. A lot of urban streets look so much nicer now than they did 10 years ago.

It’s probably no worse in an earthquake than the water mains, which would inherently be a lot more rigid than cables with intentional slack built into every segment.

Everyone is very familiar how Konami ran Kojima out of the company and then ran Metal Gear into the ground.

They’re desperate to keep it solvent.

I hope they fail and Kojima gets to buy back his IP at pennies on the dollar.

“Okay, I found a great NAS made by another company.”

D-Link: “No, wait!”

I never hated In’n’Out fries, but thank you for explaining to me what was “wrong” with them.

My only complaint is that they’re cut too small.

Hey waiters, I was once in your shoes. No one accidentally orders double of something.

If the customer wants double nuggies, charge them twice and give them double nuggies.

My personal go-to is, “They’re a human being, just like you.”

They’re allowed to use the approved greetings:

“Blessed be the fruit.” and “Under his eyes.”

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

“You can never go back. YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!”

95, to be precise. Only two years older than William Shatner.

Little too late for that…

Me at 24: “I’m worried about living to my 40s.”

Me at 42: “God, I was an ignorant sack of dicks in my 20s.”