I mean the first half is already technically correct.

So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline

Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.

Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.

Don’t fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you’re in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag???

So recently I learned from a podcast that fetishes usually are political. Trends are conservatives are into stuff against hertero-norm beliefs. I don’t wanna get into examples because it feels racist since it is racist.

The trends for liberals are they are into bdsm.

And then it’s too clean!

Can you elaborate what about your family could be interpreted as “not a big food family”? I just have so many ideas but none feel like how I’d immediately describe it. Because ultimately it sounds like a family that takes no pleasure or joy from a meal. Even sharing or preparing one together.

Replying to my own comment to say just listen to either of the song intros and try to be in a bad mood. Especially down under which was why it was my iHome alarm song waddup y2k

With a robot beep It dialed one one ooh With a final screech It dialed one one ooh One one oh!

Dude I fucking miss those shows though. It’s not the same experience if it isn’t a show you like, come across randomly, and sit down on the couch for an hour with commercial breaks

This article is crazy it is just covering major newsworthy stuff in like a paragraph because it is the GOP and they are much more organized on messaging

Trump told reporters at the White House Tuesday afternoon that he’s in favor of shutdown-related RIFs to the federal workforce, and that “when you shut it down, you have to do layoffs.”

“We’d be laying off a lot of people that are going to be very affected,” Trump said. “They’re going to be Democrats.”

“A lot of good can come down from shutdowns,” he added. “We can get rid of a lot of things that we didn’t want.”

And

A mass email assigning blame to congressional Democrats is an unusual step for agencies to take ahead of a funding lapse, and marks an escalation in rhetoric.

Aka they are telling us they are firing a lot of Democrat employees but it’s okay.

If you go through a breakup and have a band you loved while you were together and don’t wanna lose just keep fucking listening to it! Especially the stuff that you know is just situational gonna associate with that time/vibe in your life. Music can be such a time capsule much like scent is and the only way to keep it from being tied to a relationship/time period/whatever negative that may cling to it is to just keep exposing yourself to it past that point.

There are two songs I used as an alarm when I was in school and never regretted

• Down Under by Men at Work And
• Take On Me by Aha

I just woke up in a good mood! Helps it was school and not a job

I definitely have some other people’s cringe moments living rent free in my mind for years

I’m glad. And here is another resource too : Could American Evangicals SPOT the Antichrist???

Even if you’re not at all secular, it is useful context for talking to people who are more secular.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056

Well since you asked, this is just from his first term. There is a link to the top for his second term but honestly, I am afraid to read it.

Aka scrambling

Tacos have loose meat

Those chicken strip tacos are liars.

Mother fuckers won’t give a shit about women’s sports unless it’s to police who participates

For fuck sakes make your typeface easily legible from a distance for your protest.

…you’re not wrong but you’re also comparing an insect to a human woman who has the cognition to experience all the discomfort and the high mortality rates even in first world countries.