Scotty, beam me and my red water bottle up.

Nintendo doesn’t want competition

And federal minimum wage still at 7.25 for the last 15 yes. 🤔

Capitalism times report: Bakery profits from volunteer drivers.

Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes.

Less than 3% growth annually is a body recession.

IGN though. Would consider theonion more credible news source.

Oh, it’s trending up. That’s progress!

After each ten war declaration punches, you get a free frozen yogurt.

Me looking at the current state of our democracy and political system. 🤷

History fixed. Move along.

And now it’s all over beach. Maybe gzip so cleanup easier.

Don’t worry, I’m sure the US.A. will offer a weekly Groupon deal with free shipping.

Hopes and prayers!

Just need to find a CD reader, and you are golden. 🤪

Asian Stihl?

Even its name is full of shit.

These asstards really hate fun.

The SWITCH, is my last Nintendo product I will own.

Israel has rabies

Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.