Copy-pasted the Chinese to English translation from whatever company website is making the phones.

With how incompetent, drunk, and high the cabinet is, I’m sure the prerequisite for underlings is being dumber than the people on top.

Was gonna quote trainspotting, but realized it’s scots.

Tommy: Doesn’t it make you proud to be Scottish?

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete arseholes. It’s a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!

Didn’t they give Obama shit because he saluted even though he didn’t go to the military?

Don’t worry Republicans feel the same way and are actively trying to remove that special treatment

Best excuse

It will just be trump giving federal money to his own business with minimal staff.

they are trying to cripple solar because their gas plants have to either lower production or shutdown cause solar and wind drops energy prices so low it’s not profitable to run.

What do you mean? its 7000 grains in a pound. 27ish grains to a dram, 16 drams to an ounce, and 16 ounces to a pound. Pretty straight forward.

Also dont confuse an ounce(oz) and a fluid ounce(fl oz). That’s 8 fluid drams to a fl oz, 16 fl oz to a pint, 2 pints to a quart, and 4 quarts to a fucking gallon cause it makes sense. Obviously, 63 gallons to the hogshead.

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If i understand correctly they sneaked in the drones into Russia and were released behind their wall of defenses.

just need some white and black face paint

Lol, y’all dont know about drag. This is peak efficiency. He’s cutting through the air; sometimes punching.

BRB, gonna create a “trade school” and buy trump meme coin. We’ll gonna need more funding though. After trump’s cut, 2 billion ain’t enough.

FMT99 missed the week they taught the water cycle.

Lol, I hope someone explained to him that putin said, “calm down, you’re being hysterical”

These fuckers can’t pass a 5th grade literacy test. Also I think learning anything non bible related is a sin to them

Buy a ThinkPad, download Wikipedia, print as many books as you can, spend 6 months binding those books, die from dysentery or almost starve to death in winter.

This is also my retirement plan.

When I was little I had trouble remembering which way was left(counter clockwise) and right (clockwise) because, if you turn to the left, at 12 o’clock it’s turning to the left, but at 6 o’clock it’s turning right.

So I was taught to think clockwise and counter clockwise instead. Maybe that’s their confusion as well.

The problem is he somehow found even dumber assholes to surround himself with than his first term and that was a high bar.