check your devices

Go ahead. Open your iPhone. Some things don’t present as being safe to open without damaging the unit, so no one’s going to pop it open for lulz.

Terrorists killing terrorists

These are the terrorists killing anyone standing around people the terrorists don’t like. During a funeral.

I am starting to love them

Be careful whom you worship.

Based

On second thought, you’ll be onto some new fad in a day.

if they didn’t kick the cow and spoil that milk like they’ve kicked every cow before it

I miss Cringely’s take on this.