Not enough Panera bread locations.

We had the internet in the 90s. It just wasn’t in every 12-year-old’s pocket all day, and the nefarious smoky room types were too old to understand how it worked, let alone carry our mass manipulation campaigns with it as the medium.

Boo hoo Sally

Yes you have arrived at exactly my fucking point

They’re actually shaped like the things you’re supposed to use instead of Q-tips

I have a big head and have never understood this impacted wax you normies are always complaining about, so this Cavernous Canal Hypothesis actually makes a lot of sense to me.

Too much typing. alias kill="kill -9"

For a second I thought I was still in the thread about monkeys face-rolling typewriters until the heat death of the universe not eventually producing Hamlet

> typeof Infinity
'number'

Riddle me that, smart guy.

Switch to AMD. More monkeys.

She has a concept of a rebellion

They’re almost there…

Bad assplay list

For the anti-gay party they sure seem to spend a lot of their time thinking about dicks

I’ve met those walking stereotypes a handful of times but yeah, WAY less common than Tucker Carlson or whoever would have you believe

You seem to have missed the “shut the fuck up” part

I agree with the sentiment but I’d say in the ones who genuinely believe it, it’s a result of them being successfully deceived or manipulated

This collective false dichotomy complex is a direct result of FPTP and the erosion of the education system having made choosing governance a team sport

RIGHT? Like I’m voting blue no matter who at least until the GOP fixes its fascism problem (if it ever does), but at the same time shut the fuck up I don’t care about your 37 gender identities or pescatarian diet or whatever

It wasn’t a criminal proceeding, but he was found at fault or whatever the civil court equivalent is