I wish that were true

What good do you think will come from simping for billionaires?

There are no good billionaires.

“A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.”

-Hamlet, A4S3

Your house isn’t level. Nobody’s is. Get it to look right and that’ll be good enough

Rapists love using condoms I’m sure

PepsEco I think, I don’t see the “I”

A raspberry pi and a joystick is the way, you can buy a flat pack cabinet on the internet for a few hundred bucks.

Revved up like a deuce, in the middle of the night

Listen I’m not saying it shouldn’t be better. But I’d rather vote for a Musk funded Democrat than a Trumper. I would love to live in a reality where Citizens United never happened and money is banned from politics, but the way it stands I would vote for a literal steaming pile of horse shit if it was running against Trump and I’m not sorry about that.

It’s because of your purity tests that we got Trump in the first place.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

Execute the DOGE staffers

We could but I mean he’s already got experience

Yeah but now I know that there are 28.5 grams in an ounce

Probably wake Cthulu

Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

Thank you for letting me know, I’ve been saying it wrong for years

Every night, I pray to Jah that I will wake up in a version of 2002 where Al Gore didn’t let Dubya steal the 2000 election.

Can I buy this yet