Tomtits

Queen is the most powerful piece on the board and they don’t like that?

It’s going to be utter shite

Abortion is wrong but assassination is fine?

I came.

Came in my pants at how bad it was

That’s a five minute long fart

Fully audible

That’s what makes it funny though

There probably would be peace in the Middle East if Israel didn’t exist

Bit harsh, they could just sack them

I really enjoyed it.

Like fallout 4 and other games, I pointedly ignored building the outposts et al. I didn’t even mod the ships that much because that was a ball ache as well.

It’s just an unnecessary element to the game IMO.

James Bond soup

It’ll be great until the spin cycle

Number 6.

Think it will cure my tinnitus

They going to outlaw dihydrogen monoxide next?

Waiting for the inevitable “Hamas were hiding in the brig” or some other pathetic excuse

Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either.

Also, no words are capitalised.

Good point, fatty foods won’t help much

It was probably bottled water they’d been buying as they didn’t want to drink the stuff out the tap.

Didn’t want to risk getting ill with her condition I’m presuming.

I bet there’s some people that won’t get this.

I like the animals with double Latin, like this magpie here.

Vulpes Vulpes, Troglodytes Troglodytes and, Carduelis Carduelis to name a few

That is 9gag.

Don’t, just don’t.

I appreciate you might be curious…