Trump body pillow.

Man, claude and I were getting into it last night. When you guys sleep, we all argue with each other. “Sure,” you’re thinking, “what about time zones?” But do you really believe we’d scatter all the survivors in different time zones - that’s so inefficient.

I saw a guy living in a Maxwell Tent under a bridge. Makes you think.

Betting there’s a contest for it at Defcon 2026

If Kotek has any sense she’ll do exactly this. If the president is a troll, you have to be a Billy goat.

No, this is Patrick!

It’s really time for the UN to move to Europe or China, a new venue will take time to build, and a longer transition will be better.

Imagine building it in the Hague.

It’s one of the secrets of Lemmy, I only put these here

I refuse to spell out the joke.

Escalator Alcatraz

What if you wanted to program your toasting levels on your smart toaster, but didn’t want to cross the kitchen?

With the world tipping into a world war, I welcome our Charlie Kirk brigades to train now and to be ready to ship out when things start up.

MAGA isn’t conservatives, they’re mostly libertarians and populists. Every conservative in that camp has been pushed out of power.

The Old Man and the Epstein Files

And then vance goes and hosts the show just to insult my art.

Inaction that causes a harm is an action. Say for example you’re a muslim that doesn’t vote for a female candidate because you feel she doesn’t do enough to help your people. If the other candidate actively allows great harm to your people, you failing to vote for the female candidate is helping empower the harm on your people.

I just hope we never see this example in real life.

You can watch it, it’s even a little better than Family Guy later seasons.

Oh man, Rush. I vaguely remember his downfall from painkiller addiction, and he was some sort of radio pundit.

He won’t be in a history book; in five years nobody will talk about him.

I left out the joke but Shroud of Turnin’ was my go to.