I’m just one, simple man with his crystal ball and a knife with virgin blood on it.

Some of the earlier stuff is more creative in my opinion.

😁

Atlanta is the Delta hub; I try to make the location relevant. Like the new drone article… there’s a drone base outside Sugarland. Shhhh, don’t tell. 🙂

Leo helps detangle bizarro satire from bizarro reality.

There are no smoking signs all over, but you’ll never see a no exploding sign on a plane.

I was going to create a 5-4-3-2-1-BOOM plan for the liquids you can carry on, but the article ran a bit long.

Leo had a scheduling conflict he had to untangle.

Does that make me like the ogre guy?

Now I’m going to spend all day trying to find a Quantum Leap cow pun.

Not the Onion, I write these just for Lemmy.

Unfortunately that just counts as one of your 99 problems.

I’m gonna make you stay up all night because of this, aren’t I?

I’m ashamed my satire is more plausible than anything they’ve said.

Common mistake, Bob Ross was self taught.

Democrats are demanding drone locks to fix the problem.

Imagine being a reddit normie and not even knowing these exist.

I feel we should all be saying “used Nobel Prize” until he hides it.

You can’t call it “the Glade of Sorrow” just because your husband tore down the wing it was on.

Check my post history