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because they’re made out of wood?

forever

they’re launching another one

now which is it?

Hell yeah.

Only real Three Star Programmers can handle this amount of indirection

It’s only because it turns out I really enjoy going to gym and wish I’d learned that earlier

go to gym

She is a member of the tiddy-having population

Best of times were had just chilling in Pront with the guild

I’d downvote this comment because it’s not a guilty pleasure at all, but I’ll upvote it instead because Link’s Awakening is a beautiful game, and I had it as a kid too :)

My hypothesis is that the first Final Fantasy you play will forever be your favorite

One thing I love about the Nintendo Switch, you can suspend any game at any time (except online multiplayer ofc) with a single button press

What an absolute cunt

And people will still be playing Skyrim on their PS8

The Fast and the Fabulous

Panius Cakius

You ate a German?

This principle is sometimes called “Chesterton’s Fence” (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Chesterton’s_fence)

The OG is https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Hidetoshi_Hasagawa, but the reference in Cyberpunk 2077 you’re talking about really cracked me up

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Jesus. And they sell this stuff over the counter???