Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

But I want a spinoff with the Choctaw vampire hunters

Why is there a butthole on Stallman’s nameplate?

It’s funny how we’ve spent so much time worrying about the threat from computers that work too well.

A jar. We all know how that ends.

I’m in this picture and I don’t mind at all. Penguins are fucking cool. I’m gonna go to Argentina just to see them in the wild.

Everyone named in this article can please help themselves to a large steaming plate of my shit

Sigma dick in ur ass

Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, “no one will use that,” and every time, I am wrong.

The only good thing about this administration is the return of the “Trump boys” Onion articles.

I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi

Reminder: it can be slop without being AI

“The 7th Guest” was my jam

Dems have been so effective, I see no possible way this could fail

Read it to the tune of “do you want to build a snowman”

Grok deez nuts

Finally a killer app for Mac

Shit, there’s a home assistant podcast? I didn’t need to know that