To be fair, any modern truck built for the US market will kill you on the spot, usually by squishing you like a bug against the grill. A Cybertruck is low enough that it will probably just chop off your legs, so you probably still die, but you can have a half open casket! 🎉
He wrote about couch fucking in his book like it’s something everyone does. He likes to add a lubed glove.
I miss when I didn’t know this sort of thing about the candidates…