“I must now apply every color contained in this fifteen-year-old eyeshadow palette onto my face.”

dwight you ignorant silt

What are they getting for an ID as “refugees”?

Real question. We need answers.

Edit to add:

Look into the origins of “white genocide” and great replacement type con-piracy theories and remember that, somehow, every accusation is a confession.

how do i get to the wet ass peach ranch

Waaait, did you just finish DTF St. Louis, too?

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Y’all, it’s about time to look at literally every single conservative conspiracy theory, flip the script and/or its characters, and consider it a massive red flag that this era’s Republican politicians are doing some scaled version of the thing being peddled as conspiracy.

When acknowledged collectively, the rampant conspiracy shit that half our dumbass relatives have fallen for might as well be evidence of the greatest psyop (and/or Super Ultra Conspiracy Theory) there ever was.

Take a heinous bit of reality (the wealthy are raping children on Epstein island) and blow it up into an outlandish conspiracy theory (the Hollywood elite are drinking children’s blood).

Either way, at the end of the day, somebody in power stole someone else’s youth.

I guess reality is all in the semantics.

Unrelated but is this man not the lovechild of Leonardo DiCaprio and Mario Lopez?

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I had a dream like this once.

One was chasing me down the highway, skittering behind me like a bald snowmobile.

Good times.

Submechanophobia vibes, for sure.

I’m not tangled… it grabbed my leg ^{ahhhhfuckahhhhh}

Emotionally estranged offspring of farming folk here: yeah I would not be shocked if some decide to quit while they’re ahead and don’t even bother putting seed in because there are enough cracks in the story to question whether they’ll get their usual bailout in time or with enough cash to make up for shit yields.

Maybe some small-timers call it quits. Maybe they rent the land to someone else to farm it, maybe for real cheap. Maybe it’s a real great time for some of them there South African immigrants (white farmers) to “pick up the slack” and farm it. And heck, maybe they won’t even need the help of SA “visitors” who have been year for 15+ years already, traversing the countryside custom harvesting. Or maybe they will, and it’ll be one more way for a Big, Beautiful Partnership™ to emerge from this totally unmanufactured crisis!

But Trump wouldn’t have done (and most definitely isn’t doing) any favors for his frenemy Musk and his poor disparaged countrymen, right?

^{/endconspiracytheory}

This reads like new headcanon for why the RePedos Population Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.)

The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?

Inb4: butyric acid

A somehow necessary ingredient in Hershey’s which lingers unpleasantly on the palate, otherwise known as a stomach acid which imbues your vomit with the unmistakeable flavor of vomit

^Whyyyyyyyyy

Austrians right about now

Heck, Australians too

And maybe the aliens ^idk

I get mad Succession vibes reading all this.

L to the O, G…

Alternatively, a huge load of horseshit.

My guess is they don’t want data scientist types to find trends pointing to the possible “moderation” of viral posts of a certain political potency, not to make them more popular, but to suppress or wholly censor something impactful from being spread further. Censorship. I mean censorship.

It just wouldn’t surprise me if posts that started being shared at an explosive rate for insert highly-affecting thing here were quietly “turned off” for many an audience’s algorithm at some point by meddlesome human hands. The public having this data could reveal that or other types of manipulation when compared to other platforms, in aggregate, etc.

But idk, not a data doctor

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