Dave Chappelle was lying about growing up in a sketchy neighborhood because it was good for his image.

They’re probably worried he’ll get caught on camera saying “You were one of my sources, though.”

Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.

That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.

They’re gonna wear them anyway, and state/local police aren’t going to confront or arrest them over it.

I guess the 2nd panel is Syndrome from The Incredibles, the 6th is Hal from Megamind… The 4th looks like Kermit, but if Kermit napping is a meme then it’s one I’m not familiar with.

Establishment politicians and mainstream media finally learning there are consequences to nobody trusting you?

They both have that. One of them just paired it with an obsession with staving off aging.

Low thetan counts, too.

It is insane to say an institution where representatives of 10% of the population can thwart the interests of the other 90% (Source) is democratic. Russia has elections, that doesn’t make it a functioning democracy.

Because it is, by design, an undemocratic institution that gives rural voters multiple times as much power as voters who live in more populated areas.

Too much thought behind those eyes.

They flooded Old Zealand to seal Sauron away.

We badly need:

1. Term limits

2. A recall process for all elected officials

3. To abolish the senate

Peepee friction pleasure

If she be like that I’m gonna guess she’d still have trouble feeding one positive pregnancy test.

I wish this meme wasn’t so timeless

Give the Supreme Court some credit.

I imagine it’s pretty tough to convict an elected official of dereliction of duty. The attempt alone would at least create some deterrence, though.

Makes perfect sense to someone who doesn’t believe in democracy.

He found a loophole in the “No one will stop me” doctrine.