Hate it when I agree with Joe

The U.S. and Iran also appear at loggerheads over how traffic through the Strait of Hormuz should be managed.

Wow, CNBC, ya don’t say

Shocking, the TV host doesn’t know shit about cabinet reporting

That’s where you’re wrong, dummy. The Gulf is water therefore ipso facto it is already flat. Checkmate beeotch

DuckDuckGo my friends

Whoa. I’m actually legit surprised by this. She was Trump’s fiercest advocate and seemed to me like perfect combination of spite and hate and snark that he would love in his AG

Lmaoo I never thought of the Great Filter as a political thing potentially, I always thought of it as a technological thing like industrialization or disease or something. Interesting

Dozens of clowns have marched through the streets of Bolivia’s capital to protest against a government decree that limits extracurricular activities in schools, threatening their livelihoods.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Combat their disinformation! Endorse our disinformation!

B L I S T E R I N G

…right through the revolving door onto K Street?

Lmao democrats are actively complicit in this moment and the many countless moments in the past [pick a time range] that led to this moment

weeks months years

There ya go fellas

Don’t listen to their filtered content! Listen to our filtered content!

Depends how many dicks you can jack off

Ah yes duh of course lol

If this is the headline then you can be damn sure the Pentagon is already planning to put those boots on the ground, they just need a few friendly articles first

I don’t get it…? What’s with the dots?

The best part of all of this is the phrase exemplary swashbuckling

Wait were they not already doing this before the “war”? Exposes my ignorance of maritime shipping lol