It seems impossible to share these facts without being told (and even feeling myself) like I’m saying there’s a Jewish conspiracy to control the media. And I know that isn’t accurate, but it feels close enough to that.

Relevant xkcd (also for mobile)

Might be his first time voting

Steamed ANDs

There was an ancient Greek play by Aristophanes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata

Edit: someone needs to put this on without modernizing it. This sounds hilarious.

A Spartan herald then appears with a large burden (an erection) scarcely hidden inside his tunic and he requests to see the ruling council to arrange peace talks. The magistrate, now also sporting a prodigious burden, laughs at the herald’s embarrassing situation but agrees that peace talks should begin.

Dave Chappelle character scratching his neck: “y’all got any more of that FDI…?”

The GameCube in a cool color (like Spice Orange). Not just because I like orange. It has great contrast with the grey and black parts of the console. And the whole thing is wrapped up in a tidy, aptly-named package!

The UN is also Hamas /s

A Democratic MAGA equivalent would be quickly literally bulldozed by the militarized police nationwide.

I’ve just had to block the user at this point.

Please tell me that’s real, it’s amazing.

Outside the circles are the rest of the universe. i.e. all of the spaces where neither TRICK nor TREAT are true.

Edit: oh, why is a face there and not just orange? I think because it’s cute.

From what I saw, they usually end up backing off and looking for aphids that were less defended.

I’ve seen some epic battles in my vegetable garden between ladybugs going after the aphids and the ants defending them.

Trick TRUE Treat?

Trick FALSE Treat?

I don’t remember what we called those in my intro comp sci class.

Crossposted to !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml .

Delightful I can hear the chorus singing it in my head ♥️

You’re right. He came to speak to the police in my county, which has a bad reputation already, and

Trump said the administration is removing these gang members from the United States “but we’d like to get them out a lot faster and when you see … these thugs being thrown into the back of the paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in rough, I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice.’”

To which the police and cadets all started to laugh. Of course later the department said of course they wouldn’t be rough 🤔: https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/suffolk-county-police-speak-up-after-trump-dont-be-too-nice-quip/227929/

Here’s another story from my county 🙁 the “embarrassing items” in the SUV were sex toys btw:

https://abc7ny.com/james-burke-suffolk-county-police-chief-long-island/1585285/

No surprise that our county’s PBA has enthusiastically endorsed Trump. As a brown family here it has us concerned.

Wait is that a real screengrab? 15 year old me would have remembered that. Wth I’d be an undecided voter within that two party system 🤣

CON: Unlike buying a gun, a trial’s gonna be a whole thing

PRO: Could act as a deterrent for school shooters who have a great home life and really love their parents

CON: No idea what to get your 12-year-old for Christmas now

Good lord they ended the list on some devastating items. The Onion is incisive as ever.