The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

They both were

Asked Dumbledore calmly

That was how I felt about Blair Witch. Full disclosure, I don’t like horror to begin with, but to me the movie was about a group of people in the woods with a scary thing somewhere, and when they finally find the thing it ends.

It’s like if Texas Chainsaw was about a bunch of teenagers who stood around while you hear a chainsaw running somewhere in the distance, the cuts to black right when the killer shows up.

I couldn’t watch it, not because it wasn’t good but because I was constantly getting unbelievably depressed about how accurately it mirrors the world today. Every scene had me thinking “this would be funny if it wasn’t exactly how it would actually pan out.” I think it might be hilarious a few decades after this all blows over but right now it hits way too close to home.

I like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)

It’s cool, he’ll replace it with his concepts of a plan.

First past the post is bad, but the electoral college can make voter apathy unbearable. My state is more of a swing state now, but it used to be solidly red for decades, and voting blue felt like spitting in a hurricane.

Good thing he has a trans daughter, multiple major businesses, and one of the largest social media platforms. He seems bang-up for the job.

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

“Now, to finish off those potato chips Amy threw out yesterday.”

“Those were toenail clippings!”

“A feast’s a feast.”

That’s the crux of it. Republicans almost invariably see life as a zero-sum game. It honestly does not occur to them that everyone could be happy and prosperous.

I’m the factory builder who’s bad at building factories

Of course, my beloved grandson Butt-Face, how could I forget?

I think because of the panty raid bit

I forget the details, but the long and short of it was that they were advocating for anyone found sending these prompts to an AI being put on an FBI watch list, along with something along the lines of “you’d want to know if your neighbor was doing this.” Then came at least three edits about how they didn’t care about downvotes.

Still can’t believe they got rid of that episode

PREPARE TO HARVEST THE LOWER HORN

Muthafuckin miracles