Cells within cells within cells, interlinked

The music in my head

No mockery needed, it’s still very valid

Good luck doing any file management on an iPhone or iPad tbh. Tech companies nowadays seem desperate to make people forget how computers work.

That got me when Trump said he wondered why Biden never cancelled Musk’s contracts. Like, my guy… I know you have dementia or whatever, but you do know you gave the man the keys to the US government like five minutes ago, right?

Becomes especially poignant during an earthquake

Yeah, this looks dumb on the surface, but you’ve got bigger problems if you’re trying to do math with strings

Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.

Clocks still tick even though most of them are digital nowadays, and the floppy disk is still the universal symbol for saving. We humans love novelty but hate change.

Let me search Bing for “notepad,” since that’s definitely something you want when you’re searching the start menu.

Plus if you want to find older content, you can’t just skip to a page, you need to scroll through every goddamn item until you find what you’re looking for.

You call that a pressed ham?

Sorry, Bob’s Burgers beat you to it

And now, without further ado,

Do you love me?

Could you learn to love me?

That’s what I’d heard. Talk at the time was that the shooter’s vantage point was unguarded because the roof had a slight slope and no one wanted to deal with it.

Why are you standing two meters away from her, you weirdo? She have COVID or something?

No, it’s a reference to that other song.

Yeah, that’s why I prefer the book, where the woman gives birth to a normal healthy baby boy, who just so happens to look exactly like a mouse.