Nancy Reagan, whose fellatio skills are legendary.

Anyone who doesn’t work for themselves is getting their labor stolen, and that includes me. The name for this type of systemic crime is “capitalism.”

This is The Way

In my state, it doesn’t matter if he’s 25 or 55. If he drives my car regularly he has to be on my policy for my car. That’s the law. He has his own policy, for his own car. I don’t ever drive his car, so I’m not on his policy. But since his car is a Mini, he borrows mine a lot too. And I don’t like committing insurance fraud, so I follow the law.

Dunno where you are, but in the US, 16 year olds drive.

And every kid and every family is different. You parent your child, and I’ll parent mine. You’re not entitled to even form a fucking opinion on my parenting.

Thanks, I will certainly give your parenting advice the credence it deserves.

https://primantibros.com/our-story

$200 a month for insurance is peanuts if you have a teen on your policy. Our premiums tripled when we added our 16yo. He’s 24 now, so pretty soon we’re going to remove him from our policy and enjoy the savings.

Stop. There will always be. Dragons, the policeman knew, would breathe fire, and occasionally get themselves slaughtered.

Answer: no, this is just a terrible picture.

Whoa, is he heterochromatic? Never noticed before. (Then again, I try to be exposed to him as little as possible.)

Flanius

Disagree

“not a team player”

Lid up -> cats drink toilet water

Lid down -> no toilet-face cats

(Seat down because lid is down)

I did not get it. Never miiiiind!

I was under the impression that it was available on Linux?

Excuse me while I vomit

I tried this with fresh peaches and (non-maple-)smoked Gouda and some rustic bread, and ZOMG.

Is this like pouring one out for cobra?

All cats ever